Posted on Thursday 04 August 2011 - 18:48:32 by OK1RR

QAR

Is your arthritis acting up today? My arthritis is acting up today.

QBP

How many bypasses (or stints) do you have? I have ___ bypasses (or stints).

QDF

Does (or did) your ICD (implantable cardioverter-defibrillator) zap you when you key down? My ICD zaps (zapped) me when I key down.

QDN

Are you wearing dentures? I am wearing dentures.

QGC

How many grandchildren do you have (or do you have a new grandchild)? I have ___ grandchildren (or I have a new grandchild).

QGM

Are you operating golf cart mobile? I am operating golf cart mobile.

QID

What kind of incontinent diapers do you use? I use ___ diapers for incontinence.

QJR

How many joint replacements have you had? I have had ___ joint replacements.

QLO

Do you know what LOL (or IMHO, ROFL, etc.) stands for? ___ stands for ___.

QLW

Do you watch Lawrence Welk reruns? I watch Lawrence Welk reruns.

QMD

Who is your geriatric physician? My geriatric physician is ___ .

QOT

Are you an Old Timer and were you licensed before no-code licensing? I am an Old Timer and I was licensed before no-code licensing.

QPA

What is your PSA level (or have you had your PSA level checked)? My PSA level is ___ .

QPG

Was that QRM or did you just pass gas? No, that was QRM.

QPJ

Do you drink prune juice? I drink prune juice.

QPM

Did you just pull a muscle? I think I just pulled a muscle.

QPP

Do you need to take a bio-break? I need to take a bio-break.

QRX

What medications are you taking? I am taking the following medications ____ .

QSS

Have you gotten your social security check? I have received my social security check.

QVC

Do you know how to program your VCR? I can program my VCR.

QWH

Do you think Betty White is hot? I think Betty White is hot. And of course, my favorite

QSH

Do you have a sense of humor? I have a sense of humor.

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